The Beginning | Drive | Triangle | Dreamland | Dreamland II | Terms of Endearment | The Rain King | How the Ghosts Stole Christmas | Tithonus | S.R. 819 | Two Fathers | One Son | Arcadia | Agua Mala | Monday | Alpha | Milagro | Trevor | The Unnatural | Three of a Kind | Field Trip | Biogenesis

The Beginning

  • brkenail.wav 1:53 sec
    Mulder: Somebody broke a nail.

  • Drive

  • cell_pee.wav 6:63 sec
    Scully: Mulder! Are you okay?
    Mulder: Yeah, aside from terminal cell phone withdrawal. That, and I gotta pee. Where are you?
  • pntpckbs.wav 2:93 sec
    Mulder: That's Mister Mulder to you, you peanut picking bastard.
  • manure.wav 1:75 sec
    Scully: Big piles of manure...
  • jewish.wav 6:49 sec
    Mulder: Well, on behalf of the international Jewish conspiracy, I just need to inform you that we're almost outta gas.

  • Triangle

  • sameadlf.wav 4:05 sec
    [Someone talks in German]
    Mulder: Same to you, Adolph!
  • didstupd.wav 3:26 sec
    Scully: You did something incredibly stupid.
  • drugsome.wav 2:10 sec
    Frohike: What kind of drugs is he on?
    Langly: I want some.
  • iloveyou.wav 15:90 sec
    Mulder: Scully?
    Scully: [walks over] Yes?
    Mulder: I love you.
    Scully: Oh, brother.
  • trblblow.wav 4:27 sec
    Mulder: There's a little trouble over at our White House, but that'll blow over. So to speak.
  • headass.wav 7:51 sec
    Skinner: Use your head, Scully. It'll save your ass.
    Scully: Save your own ass, sir. You'll save your head along with it.
  • likehome.wav 8:11 sec
    Scully: Mulder, I want you to close your eyes and I want you to think to yourself, "There's no place like home".
  • weaselme.wav 5:59 sec
    Spender: Are you okay, Agent Scully?
    Scully: No. No, I'm not. I'm a gun ready to go off so don't test me, Spender. Don't even think about trying to weasel me.

  • Dreamland

  • bestthng.wav 2:40 sec
    Scully: Are you sure that's the best thing to do?
  • outofmin.wav 4:57 sec
    Scully: Am I out of my mind? Mulder, YOU are out of YOUR mind!
  • supwyou.wav 8:23 sec
    Scully: What is up with you?! I'm thinking about having you examined for mental illness or, or drug use or, or maybe a massive head injury!

  • Dreamland II

  • kissugly.wav 2:02 sec
    Scully: I'd kiss you if you weren't so damned ugly.
  • catheter.wav 3:55 sec
    Morris Fletcher: Baby!
    Scully: Baby me and you'll be peeing from a catheter!
  • orbaby.wav 5:17 sec
    Morris Fletcher: So you might as well get used to me being here.
    Scully: Or, I just shoot you - baby.

  • Terms of Endearment

  • feel_wrd.wav 2:23 sec
    The-Husband/Suspect-Who-I-Think-Is-Named-Gary: Hey, c'mon, you're making me feel weird.

  • The Rain King

  • frndship.wav 24:19 sec
    Scully: Well, it seems to me that the best relationships, the ones that last, are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.
  • dating.wav 26:05 sec
    Mulder: Ehh, he wants advice. Dating advice.
    Scully: Dating advice? From whom?
    Mulder: Yours truly. ....Hello? Hey, Scully? Scully, you there?
    Scully: I heard you. Mulder, when was the last time you went on a date?
    Mulder: I will talk to you later.
    Scully: Blind leading the blind.
  • trauma.wav 2:00 sec
    Scully: Mulder, did they check you for head trauma?
  • u2never.wav 27:89 sec
    Holman: I've been envoius of men like you my whole life. Based on your physical bearingness and you're.. more experienced. You spend every day with Agent Scully, a beautiful, enchanting woman, yet.. and you two never, uh...? I confess I find that shocking.. I've seen how you two gaze at one another.
  • dontgaze.wav 2:88 sec
    Mulder: I don't gaze at Scully

  • How the Ghosts Stole Christmas

  • haunted.wav 4:34 sec
    Mulder: Are you saying that the building's haunted? Because if you are, I think you've been with me too long.
  • withyou.wav 32:17 sec
    Scully: Not that, uh, my only joy in life is proving you wrong.
    Mulder: When have you proved me wrong?
    Sculy: Well, why else would you want me out there with you?
    Mulder: You don't want to be there? ...Oh, that's, um, self-righteous and narcissistic of me to say, isn't it?
    Scully: No. I mean, Maybe I did want to be out there with you.
  • outfit.wav 15:40 sec
    Scully: You know what's weird?
    Mulder: What?
    Scully: Mulder, she's wearing my outfit.
    Mulder: How embarrassing.
    Scully: Yeah, well, you know what? He's wearing yours.
  • gifts.wav 18:76 sec
    Mulder: I know we said that we weren't going to exchange gifts, but, uh... I got ya a little somethin'.
    Scully: Mulder..
    Mulder: Merry Christmas.
    Scully: Well, I got you a little somethin', too.
    Mulder: [little laugh]
  • baying.wav 4:84 sec
    Scully: Is that a hound I hear baying out in the moor?
    Mulder: No, actually that was a left-cheek sneak.

  • Tithonus

  • next2.wav 4:50 sec
    Mulder: My name is Fox Mulder. We used to sit next to each other at the FBI.

  • S.R. 819

  • donthate.wav 1:99 sec
    Mulder: Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful.

  • Two Fathers

  • homegirl.wav 2:29 sec
    Mulder: Hey, home girl. Word up.
  • 1on1.wav 5:58 sec
    Mulder: Scully, you wanna go one-on-one? We got nothin' but time now that we're on administrative leave.

  • One Son

  • mgasp.wav :98 sec
    Mulder gasps.
  • hidewell.wav 10:81 sec
    Scully: Mulder, this stinks. And not just because I think that woman is a... Well, I think you know what I think that woman is.
    Mulder: No, actually you hide your feelings very well.

  • Arcadia

  • brngiton.wav 1:64 sec
    Mulder: Bring it on.
  • carry.wav 2:50 sec
    Mulder: Hey, oo, wait a minute, you didn't let me carry you over the threshhold.
  • fakelaff.wav 2:88 sec
    Scully's fake laugh.
  • getiton.wav 5:15 sec
    Scully: You ready?
    Mulder: Let's get it on, honey.
    Scully: (did she say 'Bite me'??)
  • hnymnvdo.wav 1:77 sec
    Mulder: You wanna make that honeymoon video now?
  • makesndw.wav 3:31 sec
    Mulder: Woman, get back in here and make me a sandwich.
  • married.wav 3:80 sec
    Mulder: C'mon Laura, you know... we're married now.
  • myslfclr.wav 1:61 sec
    Mulder: Did I not make myself clear?
  • names.wav 3:80 sec
    Scully: Mulder, if we ever go undercover again, I get to choose the names.
  • playhaus.wav 2:05 sec
    Mulder: Admit it, you just want to play house.
  • spoon.wav 6:18 sec
    Mulder: Aw, it was wonderful. We just spooned up and fell asleep like little baby cats. Isn't that right honeybunch?
    Scully: That's right poopyhead.
  • takelook.wav 2:82 sec
    Mulder: Woooow, take a look at this.
  • thrill.wav 1:59 sec
    Mulder: The thrill is gone.

  • Agua Mala

  • savvy.wav 12:35 sec
    ??: If I had someone.. as savvy as her by my side all those years ago in the X-Files, I might not have retired.

  • Monday

  • yoquiero.wav 5:54 sec
    Mulder: I'm having the best damned day of my life. Any moment I'm about to burst into song. Zippidy-do-dah.
  • waterbed.wav 1:97 sec
    Scully: Since when did you get a waterbed?

  • Alpha

  • yoquiero.wav 1:63 sec
    Mulder: Yo quiero Taco Bell.
  • biscuit.wav 1:68 sec
    Mulder: You get a biscuit, Scully.
  • watchyou.wav 1:04 sec
    Scully: I'm watching you.
  • trickstr.wav 3:93 sec
    Scully: Don't underestimate a woman. They can be tricksters, too.
  • chummy.wav 1:29 sec
    Scully: Oh, so you two are chummy?
  • wiles.wav 2:21 sec
    Karen Berkowitz: I lack your feminine wiles.
  • online.wav 7:00 sec
    Mulder: Oh, we met online.
    Scully: Online?
    Mulder: Two professionals exchanging information.
  • thenest.wav 3:50 sec
    Mulder: I am home. I'm just feathering the nest.

  • Milagro

  • noseat.wav 1:74 sec
    Scully: You don't have anywhere to sit.
  • pretzel.wav 5:85 sec
    Mulder: Well, let's just say it ends with you doing the naked pretzel with the stranger on a bed in an unfurnished fourth floor apartment.
  • knowme.wav 2:90 sec
    Scully: [huff] I think you know me better than that, Mulder.
  • uncomfy.wav 2:18 sec
    Scully: I'm very uncomfortable with this.
  • lonely.wav 1:29 sec
    Scully: Loneliness is a choice.
  • inlove.wav 7:49 sec
    Writer: In my book, I'd written that Agent Scully falls in love, but that's obviously impossible. Agent Scully is already in love.

  • Trevor

  • diary.wav 5:37 sec
    Mulder: Dear Diary, today my heart lept when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion.

  • The Unnatural

  • playball.wav 3:25 sec
    Scully: Shut up, Mulder. I'm playing baseball.
  • yourebel.wav :78 sec
    Scully: You rebel.
  • baseball.wav 35:88 sec
    Mulder: You know, what you may find is you concentrate on hitting that little ball, the rest of the world just fades away. All your everyday bagging concerns. The ticking of your biological clock. How you probably couldn't afford that nice, new, suede coat on a G-woman's salary. How you threw away a promising career in medicine to hunt aliens with your crackpot, albeit brilliant partner. Getting into the heart of a global conspiracy. Your obscenely overdue Triple X bill. Oh, I'm sorry, Scully. Those two problems are mine, not yours.
    Scully: Shut up, Mulder. I'm playing baseball.
  • personal.wav 1:88 sec
    Scully: Mulder, can I ask you a personal question?
  • cliches.wav 24:24 sec
    Scully: Mulder, this is a needle in a haystack. These poor souls have been dead for fifty years. Let them rest in peace. Let sleeping dogs lie.
    Mulder: Oh, I won't sit idly by as you hurl cliches at me. Preperation is the father of inspiration.
    Scully: Necessity is the mother of invention.
    Mulder: The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
    Scully: Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may die.
    Mulder: I scream, you scream, we all scream for non-fat, tofutti rice dreamsicles.
    Scully: Nooo! [laughing]
  • overhere.wav :92 sec
    Mulder: Get over here, Scully.

  • Three of a Kind

  • myfire.wav 4:63 sec
    Scully: I just can't decide who lights my fire.
  • notnice.wav 2:25 sec
    Scully: No, that's not nice.
  • heycutie.wav 1:16 sec
    Scully: Hey, cutie.
  • bus.wav 4:31 sec
    Scully's impression of a bus hitting a person.
  • jstprick.wav 2:09 sec
    Scully: [being stuck with a needle] Just a little prick...
  • kickass.wav 3:31 sec
    Scully: Oh, man. I am gonna kick their asses.
  • stardust.wav 5:64 sec
    Morris Fletcher: We could've been stardust.
    Scully: Maybe next time. [slaps his butt and laughs]

  • Biogenesis

  • not2me.wav 3:63 sec
    Scully: I want to talk to him.
    Doctor: No. He's a danger to anyone.
    Scully: Not to me.

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