Little Green Men | The Host | Blood | Sleepless | Duane Barry | Ascension | 3 | One Breath | Firewalker | Red Museum | Excelsius Dei | Aubrey | Irresistible | Die Hand Die Verletzt | Fresh Bones | Colony | End Game | Fearful Symmetry | Dod Kalm | Humbug | The Calusari | F. Emasculata | Soft Light | Our Town | Anasazi


  • popular.wav
    Mulder: Alright, what do you want to know?
    Krycek: Just the truth. You're not-- there's things you're not telling me that I need to know.
    Mulder: It's just usually my ideas aren't very popular.

  • Ascension

  • duane.wav 9:53 sec
    Mulder: Where is she?
    Duane: [yelling, laughing and starts running]
    Mulder: Don't go!
    Duane: I'm not goin' anywhere!
    Mulder: Where is she? Where'd you leave her?
    Duane: They took her!
    Mulder: Who?
    Duane: Them!

  • One Breath

  • im_here.wav 32:71 sec
    Mulder: I feel, Scully, that you believe you're not ready to go. And you've always had the strength of your beliefs. I don't know if my being here will help bring you back. But I'm here.
  • sprbowls.wav 6:41 sec
    Mulder: I brought you a present. "Superstars of the Superbowls".
    Scully: I knew there was a reason to live.

  • Firewalker

  • im_back.wav 2:78 sec
    Scully: I'm back. And I'm not going anywhere.

  • Exelsius Dei

  • tapevcr.wav
    Mulder: Whatever tape you found in the VCR isn't mine.
    Scully: Good, because I put it back in the drawer with all those other tapes that aren't yours.

  • Irresistible

  • shakers.wav 10:76 sec
    Mulder: Well, some people collect salt and pepper shakers. Fetishists collect dead things. Fingernails and hair. No one quite knows why. Though, I never understood salt and pepper shakers myself.
  • trust.wav 5:22 sec
    Scully: I trust him as much as anyone. I trust him with my life.

  • Die Hand Die Verletzt

  • toads.wav 11:34 sec
    Mulder: So... lunch?
    Scully: Mulder, toads just feel from the sky!
    Mulder: I guess their parachutes didn't open. You were saying something about this place not feeling odd?

  • Colony

  • trustevr.wav 4:68 sec
    Scully: I mean, whatever happened to trust no one, Mulder?
    Mulder: Oh, I changed it to trust everyone. I didn't tell you?

  • End Game

  • frzrburn.wav 9:21 sec
    Scully: Hey. How you feeling?
    Mulder: Like I got a bad case of freezer burn.
  • lookfor.wav 1:85 sec
    Scully: Did you find what you were looking for?
  • ditchin.wav 1:01 sec
    Scully: Thanks for ditching me.

  • Dod Kalm

  • cruise.wav 10:32 sec
    Mulder: You know, I always thought when I got older I'd take a cruise. This isn't exactly what I had in mind. The service on this ship is terrible, Scully.

  • Humbug

  • bedbugs.wav 4:14 sec
    Lanny: Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
  • jacket.wav 5:86 sec
    Dr. Blockhead: How many people do you know that can get out of a straight jacket in under three minutes?
    Scully: Fortunately, none.
  • mylawyer.wav 4:55 sec
    Dr. Blockhead: I don't answer any questions until I talk to my lawyer.
    Mulder: Who's your lawyer?
    Dr. Blockhead: I represent myself.
  • testicle.wav 8:11 sec
    Dr. Blockhead: Did you know that through the protective Chinese practice of [something], you can train your testicles to draw up into your abdomen?
    Mulder: Oh, I'm doing that as we speak.
  • wart.wav 5:61 sec
    Sheriff Hamilton: If you get a wart, you rub a sliced potato on your hand and bury it under the full moon.

  • The Calusari

  • balloon.wav 12:17 sec
    Mulder: See, this is a helium balloon here and the one thing I did learn in kindergarten was when you let them go, they float up, up, and away, but, see, this is moving away from him. Horizonatally.
    Scully: Did you learn about wind in kindergarten?

  • Our Town

  • sick.wav 4:10 sec
    Scully: I just came up with a sick theory, Mulder.
    Mulder: Ooo, I'm listening.

  • Anasazi

  • defacing.wav 2:61 sec
    Mulder: Have you boys been defacing library books again?

  • If you have any sounds that you are willing to share with me, please email me!
    I'll be sure to give you credit. :)