Mulder: Keep going, FBI woman.
Scully: Mulder. What are you doing? Why are you sitting in my bedroom in the dark?
Scully: If I can save you, let me.
Mulder: Who cut the cheese?
Mulder: Try any of that tailhook crap on me, Scully, I'll kick your ass.
Scully: Mulder? We've got this conference. They're waiting.
Mulder: Yeah. How do I say this without using any negative words, Scully?
Scully: You want me to tell them that you're not going to make this year's teamwork seminar.
Mulder: See that? We don't need that conference. We have communication like that, unspoken. You know what I'm thinkin'.
Mulder: I'll be back soon and we can build a tower of furniture, k?
Scully: I identified with Betty's bust line.
Mulder: Yes! I did, too.
Mulder: Indian guide says maybe we should run to the store and get some matches.
Scully: I would, but I left my wallet in the car.
Scully: Mulder, you need to keep warm. Your body's still in shock.
Mulder: I was told once that the best way to regenerate body heat was to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with somebody else who was aleady naked.
Scully: Well, maybe if it rains sleeping bags you'll get lucky.
Mulder: I don't wanna wrestle.
Mulder: You didn't come to raid my minibar, did you?
Scully: Mulder, you don't want me to sing. I can't carry a tune.
Mulder: It doesn't matter. Sing anything.
Scully: [sings first verse of "Jeremiah was a Bullfrog"]
Scully: [sings the chorus]
Mulder: Hey, Scully, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?
Mulder: Marry me.
A clip of "Twilight Time" that was on the killswitch disk.
Mulder: Don't even start with me.
Scully: I just put money in the magic fingers!
Scully: You know, I haven't eaten since 6 o'clock this morning and all that was
was half of a cream cheese bagel and it wasn't even real cream cheese, it was light cream
Scully: I do it all for you, Mulder!
Mulder: I did not.
Scully: Yadda, yadda yadda.
Scully Narrating: Having completed the autopsy, I checked into the Davy Crocket Motor Court.
Mulder: The name of it was actually the Sam Houston Motor Lodge.
Mulder laughing on the vibrating bed.
Mulder: C'mon, Scully, get those little legs movin', c'mon!
Scully: What am I even looking for?
Mulder: I don't know.
Mulder: Don't say I never did nothin' for ya.
Mulder singing Shaft.
Mulder: I was drugged!
Mulder: I can neither confirm or deny Agent Scully's version of events.
Scully: Anyway. I was drugged.
Scully: Ooo, boy.
Scully: I guess I'm done here. You seem to have invalidated your own work. Have a nice life.
Krycek: You tell them to kiss my American ass.
Mulder: They say when you talk to God, it's prayer, but when God talks to you, it's schizophrenia.
The Pine Bluff Variant
Mulder: If you don't hear from me by midnight, feed my fish.
Mulder: Is this the Pepsi Challenge?
Scully: This needs to be set. You're in pain.
Mulder: You keep pulling it around like that...
Mulder: If those are my last words, I can do better.
Folie a Deux
Mulder: Scully, you have to believe me. No one else on this damned planet does or ever will. You're my... one in five billion.
Mulder: [restrained in mental hospital] Five years together Scully. You must have
seen this coming.
Mulder: Scully, at the risk of you telling me 'I told you so', I think it's time for you to get down here and help me.
Scully: I told you so.
Scully: I have to disappear for a bit.
CSM: You look surprised. Is it that I'm here or that I'm alive?
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