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Mulder: [surrounded by hogs] Scully, would you think less of me as a man if I told you I was kind of excited right now?
Scully: This seat taken?
Mulder: No. But I should warn you, I'm experiencing violent impulses.
Scully: Well, I'm armed so I'll take my chances.
Mulder: Scully. I never saw you as a mother before.
Scully: Now we all have a natural instinct to propogate.
Mulder: Do we?
Scully: Meanwhile, I've quit the FBI and become a spokesperson for the AbRoller.
Mulder: Well, just find yourself a man with a spotless genetic makeup and a really high tolerance for being second-guessed and start pumping out the little UberScullies.
Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man
Mulder: Now, what's going on?
Langly: Frohike's close.
Frohike: Don't use my name! What the hell's wrong with you? Now I'll have to kill you.
[the following simultaneously]
Byers: Langly and I performed three... on the GPM 700 and it did not detect a single harm... or any bug.
Frohike: He's everywhere, everywhere! He'll kill me! The GPM 700 is a piece of crap!
Mulder: No one would kill you, Frohike. You're just a little puppydog.
CSM: Payback's a bitch, Ivan.
CSM: Your lies have killed more men in a day than I have in a lifetime.
Samantha: Mom and Dad said I could watch the movie, buttmunch.
Mulder: It's good to put my arms around you. Both of them.
Scully: Not everything is about you, Mulder.
Mulder: What, do you got a date or something?
Scully: Why don't I have a desk?
Mulder: So, you're refusing an assignment based on the adventures of Moose and Squirrel?
Scully: I don't go out very much.
Mulder: Well, pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching.
Mulder: The truth will save you, Scully. I think it'll save both of us.
Skinner: Alright, people, listen up because we don't have much time here.
Skinner: We've just received information your life might be in danger.
Mulder: How would this happen?
Scully: The birds and the bees and the monkey babies, Mulder.
Scully: Did he have a lightsaber?
Mulder: Hey, Scully, should we be picking out china patterns, or what?
Eddie Van Blundht as Mulder: We never really, uh, talk much, do we?
Scully: What do you mean, like really talk? No. No, we don't, Mulder.
Van Blundht as Mulder: Well, what's stopping us?
Scully: You know, I'm seeing a whole new side of you, Mulder.
Van Blundht as Mulder: Is that a good thing?
Scully: I like it.
Van Blundht as Mulder: That's official FBI business.
Van Blundht as Mulder: You lookin' at me? There ain't nobody else here, you must be lookin' at me.
Scully: I don't imagine you need to be told this, Mulder, but you're not a loser.
Mulder: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated MD's do it.
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