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  • excited.wav 3:86 sec
    Mulder: [surrounded by hogs] Scully, would you think less of me as a man if I told you I was kind of excited right now?
  • impulses.wav 10:58 sec
    Scully: This seat taken?
    Mulder: No. But I should warn you, I'm experiencing violent impulses.
    Scully: Well, I'm armed so I'll take my chances.
  • mother.wav 4:70 sec
    Mulder: Scully. I never saw you as a mother before.
  • prpogate.wav 4:50 sec
    Scully: Now we all have a natural instinct to propogate.
    Mulder: Do we?
  • abroller.wav 3:34 sec
    Scully: Meanwhile, I've quit the FBI and become a spokesperson for the AbRoller.
  • uber.wav 7:45 sec
    Mulder: Well, just find yourself a man with a spotless genetic makeup and a really high tolerance for being second-guessed and start pumping out the little UberScullies.

  • Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man

  • frohike.wav 10:03 sec
    Mulder: Now, what's going on?
    Langly: Frohike's close.
    Frohike: Don't use my name! What the hell's wrong with you? Now I'll have to kill you.
    [the following simultaneously]
    Byers: Langly and I performed three... on the GPM 700 and it did not detect a single harm... or any bug.
    Frohike: He's everywhere, everywhere! He'll kill me! The GPM 700 is a piece of crap!
  • killfroh.wav 2:97 sec
    Mulder: No one would kill you, Frohike. You're just a little puppydog.
  • payback.wav 1:30 sec
    CSM: Payback's a bitch, Ivan.
  • lieskill.wav 3:93 sec
    CSM: Your lies have killed more men in a day than I have in a lifetime.

  • Paper Hearts

  • buttmnch.wav 2:58 sec
    Samantha: Mom and Dad said I could watch the movie, buttmunch.

  • Terma

  • botharms.wav 2:99 sec
    Mulder: It's good to put my arms around you. Both of them.

  • Never Again

  • aboutyou.wav 1:94 sec
    Scully: Not everything is about you, Mulder.
  • date.wav 1:26 sec
    Mulder: What, do you got a date or something?
  • nodesk.wav 1:04 sec
    Scully: Why don't I have a desk?
  • moosesqu.wav 3:87 sec
    Mulder: So, you're refusing an assignment based on the adventures of Moose and Squirrel?
  • dontgout.wav 1:42 sec
    Scully: I don't go out very much.

  • Memento Mori

  • poaching.wav 3:66 sec
    Mulder: Well, pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching.
  • truthsav.wav 5:83 sec
    Mulder: The truth will save you, Scully. I think it'll save both of us.

  • Unrequited

  • listenup.wav 3:23 sec
    Skinner: Alright, people, listen up because we don't have much time here.
  • indanger.wav 2:70 sec
    Skinner: We've just received information your life might be in danger.

  • Small Potatoes

  • brdsbees.wav 3:86 sec
    Mulder: How would this happen?
    Scully: The birds and the bees and the monkey babies, Mulder.
  • saber.wav 1:57 sec
    Scully: Did he have a lightsaber?
  • chinaptn.wav 3:06 sec
    Mulder: Hey, Scully, should we be picking out china patterns, or what?
  • talk.wav 10:75 sec
    Eddie Van Blundht as Mulder: We never really, uh, talk much, do we?
    Scully: What do you mean, like really talk? No. No, we don't, Mulder.
    Van Blundht as Mulder: Well, what's stopping us?
  • newside .wav 7:23 sec
    Scully: You know, I'm seeing a whole new side of you, Mulder.
    Van Blundht as Mulder: Is that a good thing?
    Scully: I like it.
  • fbibusin.wav 2:06 sec
    Van Blundht as Mulder: That's official FBI business.
  • lookinme.wav 6:91 sec
    Van Blundht as Mulder: You lookin' at me? There ain't nobody else here, you must be lookin' at me.
  • notloser.wav 4:70 sec
    Scully: I don't imagine you need to be told this, Mulder, but you're not a loser.
  • mdsdoit.wav 3:38 sec
    Mulder: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated MD's do it.

  • If you have any sounds that you are willing to share with me, please email me!
    I'll be sure to give you credit. :)