Mulder: Alright, what do you want to know?
Krycek: Just the truth. You're not-- there's things you're not telling me that I need to know.
Mulder: It's just usually my ideas aren't very popular.
Mulder: Where is she?
Duane: [yelling, laughing and starts running]
Mulder: Don't go!
Duane: I'm not goin' anywhere!
Mulder: Where is she? Where'd you leave her?
Duane: They took her!
Mulder: I feel, Scully, that you believe you're not ready to go. And you've always had the strength of your beliefs. I don't know if my being here will help bring you back. But I'm here.
Mulder: I brought you a present. "Superstars of the Superbowls".
Scully: I knew there was a reason to live.
Scully: I'm back. And I'm not going anywhere.
Mulder: Whatever tape you found in the VCR isn't mine.
Scully: Good, because I put it back in the drawer with all those other tapes that aren't yours.
Mulder: Well, some people collect salt and pepper shakers. Fetishists collect dead things. Fingernails and hair. No one quite knows why. Though, I never understood salt and pepper shakers myself.
Scully: I trust him as much as anyone. I trust him with my life.
Die Hand Die Verletzt
Mulder: So... lunch?
Scully: Mulder, toads just feel from the sky!
Mulder: I guess their parachutes didn't open. You were saying something about this place not feeling odd?
Scully: I mean, whatever happened to trust no one, Mulder?
Mulder: Oh, I changed it to trust everyone. I didn't tell you?
Scully: Hey. How you feeling?
Mulder: Like I got a bad case of freezer burn.
Scully: Did you find what you were looking for?
Scully: Thanks for ditching me.
Mulder: You know, I always thought when I got older I'd take a cruise. This isn't exactly what I had in mind. The service on this ship is terrible, Scully.
Lanny: Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
Dr. Blockhead: How many people do you know that can get out of a straight jacket in under three minutes?
Scully: Fortunately, none.
Dr. Blockhead: I don't answer any questions until I talk to my lawyer.
Mulder: Who's your lawyer?
Dr. Blockhead: I represent myself.
Dr. Blockhead: Did you know that through the protective Chinese practice of [something], you can train your testicles to draw up into your abdomen?
Mulder: Oh, I'm doing that as we speak.
Sheriff Hamilton: If you get a wart, you rub a sliced potato on your hand and bury it under the full moon.
Mulder: See, this is a helium balloon here and the one thing I did learn in kindergarten was when you let them go, they float up, up, and away, but, see, this is moving away from him. Horizonatally.
Scully: Did you learn about wind in kindergarten?
Scully: I just came up with a sick theory, Mulder.
Mulder: Ooo, I'm listening.
Mulder: Have you boys been defacing library books again?
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