Pilot | Deep Throat | Squeeze | Conduit | The Jersey Devil | Shadows | Ghost in the Machine | Ice | Space | Fallen Angel | Eve | Fire | Beyond the Sea | Genderbender | Lazarus | Young at Heart | E.B.E. | Miracle Man | Shapes | Darkness Falls | Tooms | Born Again | Roland | The Erlenymeyer Flask

Pilot

  • familiar.wav 2:33 sec
    Section Chief Blevins: Are you familiar with the so-called 'X-Files'?
  • debunk.wav 4:41 sec
    Scully: Am I to understand that you want me to debunk the X-Files project, sir?
  • spookymu.wav 4:69 sec
    Scully: He had a nickname in the Academy. "Spooky" Mulder.
  • spy_me.wav 3:80 sec
    Mulder: I was under the impression that you were sent to spy on me.
  • mbelievs.wav 2:73 sec
    Scully: Agent Mulder believes we are not alone.
  • no_id.wav 1:95 sec
    Scully: The material could not be indentified.
  • et.wav 3:25 sec
    Mulder: Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials?
  • meeting.wav 13:25 sec
    Scully: Agent Mulder. I'm Dana Scully. I've been assigned to work with you.
    Mulder: Oh, isn't it so nice to be suddenly so highly regarded. So, who did you tick off to get stuck with this detail, Scully?
    Scully: Actually, I'm looking forward to working with you.
  • better.wav
    Mulder: That's pretty good, Scully.
    Scully: Better than you expected or better than you hoped?
    Mulder: Well, I'll let you know when we get past the easy part.
  • got2be.wav 2:13
    Scully: There has got to be an explanation.

  • Deep Throat

  • airshow.wav 19:53 sec
    Scully: So, what exactly were you guys doing in there?
    Emil: Well, we were um.. we were...
    Zoe: We kind of have this spot.
    Emil: You know. We go, we kinda kick back and listen to some tunes, and watch the airshow.
  • atnight.wav 5:20 sec
    Mulder: Hey, aren't you guys comin'?
    Emil: No. You know, we've only gone in at night.
  • bombs.wav 10:69 sec
    Mulder: Were you ever chased out before?
    Emil: No. First time, right? Our friends showed us a hole in the fence about a year ago.
    Zoe: Oh, and one time they dropped these bombs. Whoaaaa.
    Emil: I know. It was kinda heavy. Heh heh heh.
  • looklike.wav 7:09 sec
    Mulder: Do they look anything like this?
    Emil: No. They look exactly like that.
  • fangled.wav 18:60 sec
    Mulder: What do you think they are?
    Emil: Okay, everybody thinks that they're, like, UFO's, but I think it's some kind of Star Wars cybertech new-fangled hardware, right? I don't know, probably roll it out for Desert Storm II or something like that. Cruise right over Sadam's house, you know, you'd be like, "What?". Heh heh heh.
  • realow.wav 9:23 sec
    Emil: Sometimes they come in real low and just put on the steers, right, it's like [makes screeching noises], and then they just hang there and hover without making a sound and you just think, you know, "Who turned down the volume?", right?
  • donteven.wav 8:80 sec
    Mulder: Well, what about this other place you told me about? Yellow base, where they hangar them?
    Emil: Don't, don't even! It's like ten miles. Nobody's ever-- Nobody's ever been that far!
  • extreme.wav 8:02 sec
    Emil: Heh heh. That was be extreme. Heh.
    Mulder: Let's go. You're coming with us.
    Emil: What?
  • yellowb.wav 10:98
    Emil: Oh, ah, there's this place, ah, called the yellow base, right, where they're supposed to store all this stuff, and my friend said that there's land mines all around it and junk like that.
  • landmine.wav 9:23 sec
    Emil: Did we tell him about the land mines and junk? ......Hey!
  • latrdude.wav 9:23 sec
    Emil: Thanks.
    Mulder: Later, dude.
    Emil: Heh heh heh.
  • stoned.wav 3:18 sec
    Scully: If I were that stoned--
    Mulder: Oooo, if you were that stoned, what?
  • drink.wav :90 sec
    Mulder: Can I buy you a drink?
  • 2truths.wav 5:19 sec
    Deep Throat: And a lie, Mr. Mulder, is most convincingly hidden between two truths.
  • notufos.wav 6:10 sec
    Scully: Just because I can't explain it, doesn't mean I'm gonna believe they were UFO's.
  • urcrazy.wav 3:38 sec
    Mulder: Tell me I'm crazy!
    Scully: Mulder, you're crazy.

  • Squeeze

  • copper.wav 2:13 sec
    Mulder: You wouldn't shoot an unarmed man, would ya, copper?
  • reputati.wav 19:12 sec
    Mulder: Why would I make them so uncomfortable?
    Scully: It probably has to do with your reputation.
    Mulder: Reputation? I have a reputation?
    Scully: Mulder, look. Colton plays by the book and you don't. They feel your methods, your theories are--
    Mulder: Spooky? Do you think I'm spooky?
  • fmphone.wav 2:34 sec
    Mulder: This is Fox Mulder. I'm not here. Leave a message.

  • Conduit

  • want2bel.wav 2:62 sec
    Mulder: I want to believe.

  • The Jersey Devil

  • wedding.wav 7:83 sec
    Mulder: How was the wedding?
    Scully: Do you mean the part where the groom passed out or the dog bit the drummer?
    Mulder: Did you catch the bouquet?
    Scully: Maybe!

  • Shadows

  • thyrhere.wav 1:81 sec
    Scully: They're he-ere.

  • The Ghost in the Machine

  • accsessng.wav 2:05 sec
    Scully: Somebody's accessing my computer.

  • Ice

  • yougun.wav 18:99 sec
    Mulder: You give me one worm, you'll infect me.
    Scully: If that's true, then why didn't you let us inspect you?
    Mulder: I would have, but you pulled a gun on me! Now I don't trust them. I want to trust you.
  • gnight.wav 3:50 sec
    Scully: Good night, Mulder.
    Mulder: Good night, Scully.

  • Eve

  • potato.wav 5:65 sec
    Mulder: One girl was just abducted.
    Scully: Kidnapped.
    Mulder: Po-tay-to, Pa-tah-to.
  • cardoor.wav 10:97 sec
    Mulder: Scully!
    Scully: What?
    Mulder: Scully... Just wanted to open the car door for you.

  • Fire

  • extend.wav 5:00 sec
    Mulder: I was merely extending her a professional courtesy.
    Scully: Oh, is that what you were extending?
  • flower.wav 2:82 sec
    Scully: Mulder, you just keep unfolding like a flower.

  • Beyond the Sea

  • boggs.wav 40:45 sec
    Scully: You set us up. You're in on this with Lucas Henry. This is a trap for Mulder because he helped put you away. Well, I came here to tell you that if he dies because of what you've done, four days from now nobody will stop me from being the one that will throw the switch and gas you out of this life for good, you son of a bitch!
    Boggs: Dana. [in Mulder's voice] You're the one that believed me.
    Scully: No! No, I do not believe you!
    Boggs: If you don't believe me, maybe you'll believe yourself.

  • Genderbender

  • wldthing.wav 4:67 sec
    Mulder: I know what I saw, Scully, and I saw you about to do the wild thing with some stranger.
  • lovethis.wav 2:60 sec
    Mulder: Hang on to your hat, Scully, cause you're gonna love this.

  • E.B.E.

  • plausibl.wav 4:67 sec
    Scully: I don't know how you can think anything they say is even remotely plausible!
    Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot.
  • sonlyone.wav 1:79 sec
    Scully: Mulder, you're the only one I trust.
  • barney.wav 7:77 sec
    Byers: Vladimir Zhirinovsky, leader of the Russian Social Democrats, is being put into power by the most heinous and evil force in the twentieth century.
    Mulder: Barney?
  • remotely.wav 9:62 sec
    Scully: Those were the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don't know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible.
    Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot.

  • Darkness Falls

  • lightson.wav 13:40 sec
    Scully: What do you think?
    Mulder: I think I'm going to suggest that we sleep with the lights on.
  • nicetrip.wav 13:40 sec
    Mulder: How's she doin'?
    Clean-suited Man: She's still not out of the woods, so to speak. She lost a lot of fluids. Two or three few more hours of exposure, she might not have made it.
    Mulder: I told her it was gonna be a nice trip to the forest.
  • bigfoot.wav 6:43 sec
    Scully: And you suspect what? Bigfoot?
    Mulder: Not unlikely. That's a lot of flannel to be choking down, even for Bigfoot.
  • boyfrien.wav 8:92 sec
    Mulder: Rugged manly men in the full bloom of their manhood.
    Scully: Right, but what am I looking for?
    Mulder: Anything strange, unexplainable, unlikely, a boyfriend.
  • itsybtsy.wav 6:38 sec
    Scully: What kind of an insect could have gotten a man all the way up into that tree?
    Mulder: Itsy bitsy spider.
  • nbigfoot.wav 4:51 sec
    Scully: Well, you were right about one thing.
    Mulder: What's that?
    Scully: It definetly wasn't Bigfoot.
  • toforest.wav 2:10 sec
    Mulder: Come on, Scully, it'll be a nice trip to the forest.

  • Tooms

  • icedtea.wav 30:85 sec
    Mulder: You could be in trouble just sitting in this car. And I'd hate to see you carry an official reprimand in your career file because of me.
    Scully: Fox..
    Mulder: [laughs] I, I, even made my parents call me Mulder. Mulder.
    Scully: Mulder. I wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you.
    Mulder: If there's an iced tea in that bag... could be love.
    Scully: Must be fate, Mulder. Rootbeer.
    Mulder: [disappointed noise]
    Scully: You're delirious. Go home and get some sleep.
  • mutant.wav 1:63 sec
    Mulder: You can get the next mutant.
  • greysuit.wav 2:60 sec
    Mulder: Do you think they would've taken me more seriously if I wore the grey suit?

  • Roland

  • password.wav 1:73 sec
    Scully: How did you know what the password was?

  • The Erlenmeyer Flask

  • instinct.wav 4:30 sec
    Scully: I should know by now to trust your instincts.
    Mulder: Why? Nobody else does.
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